is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Can you bring me the toilet please
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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