Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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