How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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