There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
