he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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