we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
