how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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