just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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