i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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