I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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