Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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