I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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