I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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