Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
And then he peed in my hair
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