he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I enjoy the company of your penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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