He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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