He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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