Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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