Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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