just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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