You just made me feel so damn special
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
