That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
kristin has been a bad kristin
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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