Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
