maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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