Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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