Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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