if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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