It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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