HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is wine microwaveable?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Randomize
