Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
that may or may not have been my penis.
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