I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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