it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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