we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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