I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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