quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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