You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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