he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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