just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
And then he peed in my hair
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