Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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