Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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