have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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