I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
