Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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