This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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