who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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