Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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