I'm eating all of the evidence.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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