Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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