: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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