I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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