Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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