I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Do you still have your period?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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