So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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