He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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