I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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