I hope mine doesn't look like that
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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