So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
this will be a night to untag.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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